Maybe I *AM* Amazed

As Aaron and I near our 3rd anniversary (Monday), I can’t help but feel extra moved by the videos produced for PaulMcCartney.com’s ‘Maybe I’m Amazed Competition’. Not only was Maybe I’m Amazed the first dance at our wedding but if you know me, you know I’ve had a mad crush on Paul McCartney since I was an infant.

Truthfully though, three married years later and nearly six together years later, I really am amazed on a daily basis by it all.

Here is the beautiful winning entry and more entries on a dedicated YouTube channel.

Our Most Popular Posts of All Time

I’m all about social media measurement and analytics right now so in (be)late(d) celebration of the two year anniversary of our blog (technically, May), I offer you:

My Californication post was picked up by the Showtime blog so it got lots of traffic.

My Californication post was picked up by the Showtime blog so it got lots of traffic.

Our Top 3 Most Popular Posts of All Time.

  1. Californication: Why We Love It
  2. Rock Chalk Jayhawk (quit rolling your eyes, Mandy Litton… everyone likes a Jayhawk wedding cake!)
  3. Foster Dog #6: Stan the Man

What lessons can I draw from this? Well, for one, getting your blog post linked from the Showtime blog is a big bonus to any blogger (Californication). Two, Jayhawks rule the world and three, I’m a damn good dog marketer when the need arises.

In all seriousness, this reaffirms my belief that one reason people love the web is because it provides painfully easy access to loads of real-time information on things they love: pop culture, sports and cute, furry animals.

What’s really funny though, is that I absolutely cringe when I examine the length of my Californication blog, the most popular post of all time for us. It is so long, so so so long and I’m in disbelief that it got as much traffic as it did. That flies in the face of the most important tenet I’ve ever learned about blogging: keep it short/simple.

Maybe web readers aren’t as fickle as we think?

SEO is a Strange Journey.

Top 9 Funniest Search Terms that Have Lead to this Blog in the Last 30 Days:

  1. “two men and a baby” (I can only assume this leads to this post about a summer bbq)
  2. “grandpa in your bed” (Hilarious…..yet alarming)
  3. “big fat zit” (Wow. Gross)
  4. “paula welly hair” (what’s that?!)
  5. “luxury bbq” (Ummm… I have no idea on this one)
  6. “india elefant baby” (see photo for image that comes up when I type this search in)
  7. “how to pronounce the name ‘burget’” (WIN!)
  8. “chemistry chalk board”  (Again… no idea)
  9. “what happens when you pop a whitehead on your lip” (I’ll tell you what happens – it hurts. bad.)

What does it all mean?

  1. Evidently, my one post ever addressing those bastard zits has thoroughly penetrated the internet acne Google search market (there were at least 3 more searches for zit related terms that led people to The Daily-Burget/Burget) which frightens me to some extent. I don’t want to speak on behalf of pimple poppers everywhere but it seems that I already have….
  2. That people are actually trying to figure out how to pronounce the ‘Burget’ last name which is awesome because it turns out that when you leave Williamsport, PA no one knows how to pronounce it. No one. (It’s Bur-git for those of you who failed to read the post and do, in fact, not know how to pronounce it)

Me and my Paula Welly hair. Out.

Adoptable Dog in Portland, Oregon: 7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Pass On Tupelo Honey

Tupelo Honey is an adoptable dog (Pit Bull) in Portland, Oregon.

Tupelo Honey is an adoptable dog (Pit Bull) in Portland, Oregon.

Update: I’m happy to report that Tupelo Honey was adopted in late 2011 to a loving, single mom with no other kids to speak of. (Furry or otherwise) I’m thrilled that this sweet girl will be the center of someone’s world because after all she’s been through, she deserves it!

As many of you know, we currently have a foster dog-one Miss Tupelo Honey-who has really been through the ringer. Three weeks into her foster stint with us and she is finally in good shape, good health, good spirits and ready for adoption.

Let’s be honest-three weeks is a long time to have a sweet, furry being without loving it, so her adoption is going to be hard on us, but, we’re also really excited for her to find a forever home that gives her all the love and snuggles she deserves. Interested in adopting? Here is a little more on our girl.

 7 reasons you shouldn’t pass on Tupelo Honey:

#7) Because her sad, lonely eyes will break your heart but your love can only heal hers.

#6) She’s a smart, smart lady; in just three weeks, sometimes perfectly emulating our Newman, she has learned what it means to be a house dog, from complete house training to scaling the scary, steep wooden stair case to and from our bedroom. She’s also learning to play fetch and bark at dogs when they walk by the house! (Bad Newman!)

#5) Because her name is Tupelo Honey – and she’s truly as sweet as it! And futhermore, she’s named after a Van Morrison album/song! You can’t beat that with a stick!

#4) Because she makes silly, squeal-y noises when she yawns and when she rolls around on her back in the grass that will make you laugh!

#3) Because her soul is as gentle as her soft, suede ears.

#2) Because she’s a survivor. Not only did she spend the first 6 years of her life breeding litter after litter of pups, but she was found wandering the streets of some tiny Northern California town, teeny Chihuahua in tow, scavenging cat food from the ladies at City Hall. Following that, she survived a nearly 12 hour animal transport ride to Portland, the one pit bull among a herd of tiny, yapper dogs, only to be told her belly tumor was, indeed, cancerous. HOWEVER, the vet is confident that she removed all the cancer (though, always a possibility that it could come back) and that Tupelo Honey is in good health. She feels great, looks great and is even starting to get a little pep in her step. It’s very encouraging!

#1) Because she needs you. She needs your love just like so many homeless dogs but more so in the fact that she’ll promise to earn every ounce of your affection with every slurpy kiss, snuggly nuzzle and gentle rub.

Interested? Call the Pixie Project at 503-542-3433, leave a comment here or email me at rockchalk1979@yahoo.com.

Tupelo Honey is an adoptable dog (Pit Bull) in Portland, Oregon.

Tupelo Honey is an adoptable dog (Pit Bull) in Portland, Oregon.

What It Means to Be a Portlander. (Hint: It doesn’t mean ‘the desire to put a bird on it’)

Spring in Portland-you are a tempestuous minx. Make up your mind already. Weather around her changes, LITERALLY, by the minute. Please reference visuals below.

Turns out one of the most imperative characteristics of being a Portlander is not so much the constant desire to ‘put a bird on it’ (which, btw, I want to cry every time I hear now) but more so the ability to be flexible – have a hood or umbrella handy at all times but also a short sleeved shirt. Be ready to BBQ in the rain … or not. Be willing to have summer happy hour at 50 degrees … or 83 degrees. Take it as it comes and go with it. If you don’t… your life in Portland will be …a roller coaster ride from hell. At best.

(Though, doesn’t that 80 83 81 degrees on Saturday bit look amazing? Believe it when I see it.)

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