My Davy Jones Crush

Fact: Nine year old me went through a Davy Jones stalker-ish phase in the early 90′s. 

It all began one summer night…. my mom took me to see Mr. Jones at Starlight Theater in a production of Oliver. I was rather enamored by his luscious 80′s locks and handsome smile, and promptly convinced my mom to hang out near the stage with me after the production to try and say ‘hi.’ If memory serves, our stalking paid off and we got to (briefly) meet him….my crush only intensified.

Several days later, we drove out to Rainy Day Books in some distant suburb of Kansas City to stand in a long, long line and get his autograph on my brand, spanking new copy of his (first) autobiography, ‘They Made a Monkee Out of Me”.… and it will shock you to remember that he didn’t even remember me from the encounter at Starlight. Blaspheme! This highly offended 9-year old me….crush stomped!

Waiting in line to get my autograph. Note the giant white bow.

That said, I forgave him this transgression as I grew older and put the whole incident in a more mature perspective… but felt an extra special pang in my heart today when I learned that he had died.

Godspeed, old flame. God. Speed.

Woe is Newm

It’s been a rough two weeks for one Mr. Newman Burget.

Last week he had dental surgery during which the vet discovered that he had a long-term infection under the gum line of one of his molars (do dogs have molars?) and had lost 30% of the bone. Luckily, we were able to save the tooth but the poor dude has been on soft food, no toys and no chew sticks since that time.

Any donors to the Newman Burget Health and Welfare Fund are encouraged to step forward about…..now! The pet insurance company is rather stingy as it turns out.

And to top that off, he was presented with a new foster sister on Tuesday evening. While he and Madge seem to be having fun together, it’s never fun getting a sibling when you’re used to being the only one!

On the bright side, his arch nemesis, Lucas, moved to Eugene last weekend… but more on that later.

Foster Dog #8: Madge

UPDATE: In March 2012, Madge was adopted into an awesome home with two doggy siblings and at least an acre for playing fetch.

Madge is an adoptable black lab mix in Portland, Oregon. And it’s ‘Madge’ as in HER MAJESTY because she’s a princess!

Madge is an adoptable black lab dog in Portland, Oregon.

Madge is an adoptable black lab dog in Portland, Oregon.

Madge was abandoned in a grocery store parking lot in Baker City, Oregon. Animal control, which has a five day turn over in Baker City, relinquished her to the city’s rescue lady, who turned her over to the Pixie Project. Like most of our foster dogs, she is one lucky pooch.

Madge is about six years old, tall and skinny and possibly the most obedient animal we’ve ever had in this house. She is whip smart and smiles when she pants. Madge loves playing fetch and really loves playing with her toys. Most of all though, she loves nuzzling her humans and KNOWS HOW TO GIVE HUGS. Hugs. For real.

As we don’t yet have children, I can’t attest to her disposition around them but she’s definitely great with other dogs and cats. In fact, she ignores our cat, Timber, outright, which is fine by us.

Madge is house trained and leash trained.

If you are interested in adopting Madge, please call the Pixie Project at (503) 542-3433. If you’d like more information on her temperament, please email me: JDBurget@gmail.com.

Madge is an adoptable black lab dog in Portland, Oregon.

Madge is an adoptable black lab dog in Portland, Oregon.

Madge is an adoptable black lab dog in Portland, Oregon.

Madge is an adoptable black lab dog in Portland, Oregon.

Try This Today: Crockpot Apple Butter

What can I say? I’m nesting.

Apple Butter in the Crock Pot

What You’ll Need

  • A dozen apples (sweet/tart mix, heavier on the sweet)
  • 1/2 tsp. all spice
  • 3/4 tsp. cinnamon
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar

Directions

1. Peel, core and cube up the apples. (The smaller the better because it makes them break down easier) I used a mixture of Granny Smiths and Galas at about half:half. In hindsight, I’d use 3:1 Galas:Grannys or 3:1 Sweet:Tart–ours is a bit tarter than I’d like it to be.

Peeling apples like nobody's business.

2. Put apples in large mixing bowl and fold in spices and sugar. This will seem like an enormous amount of apples… it is. BUT, it cooks down to about half the amount.

3. Dump everything in the slow cooker, add water, and cook on low overnight or for at least eight hours. Depending on what type of apples you get, some may break down more quickly than others. Ours took a full eight hours to be soft enough to make mushy and then I let them simmer in their spices overnight.

The apples cook down into about half this much.

In the morning, I put the slow cooker on high and cracked the lid open to help burn the excess liquid off.

4. Once thick enough to use as a spread, pour into blender to liquify until smooth. Jar it up, then slather on some toast, oatmeal or whatev blows your hair back.

Homemade apple butter on toast.

Again, mine was tarter than I’d like (and I even tripled the amount of brown sugar) but it tastes delicious on sourdough bread. That said, Aaron thinks it tastes just great just as it is.

Note: This recipe filled a giant jar with apple butter. While this is great if you’re planning to share with others or have an apple butter party or something, most of us will probably never use this much before it goes bad. I think you could half or even quarter the recipe to get a decent, usable amount.

The Beauty of Biology

Biology served us well today…Baby D-B is 100% intact with a complete set of vital organs and functions that even the tiniest of humans needs to survive. Brain? Check! Kidneys? Check! Bladder fluid? Yep! In place!

Today’s anatomy survey lasted 20 minutes during which Aaron and I sat, elated, and watched our little bean on the big screen, kicking and punching and beautiful as can be…even in that creepy alien way that only one’s mom and dad can appreciate.

It was easily one of the most moving moments of my life–I’m fairly certain I fell instantly in love seeing D-B so close to ‘real,’ weighing in at 12 ounces and measuring 10 inches long. D-B’s head was resting on my right hip and the feet, crossed just like Newman!, on my left hip… right against my bladder. (Which explains a lot) The “great looking spine” (the tech’s words, not mine) was stretched up over my belly button. (Look! Our baby is ALREADY excelling!)

It was pretty amazing. Hours later, I’m still walking around in a state of total glee. Thanks, biology, for doing right by us.

Baby D-B, 20 weeks, in profile...sucking on that tiny thumb!

Baby D-B, 20 Weeks, Two Tiny Crossed Feet (From Below) At LEAST 10 Toes!

Baby D-B, 20 Weeks, Tiny Legs Crossed (Aerial View)

 

Do This Now: Homemade Snickers!

Aaron and I made these gooey treats for Heather and Nick’s Superbowl party on Sunday and they were relatively easy and positively excellent. (And they actually taste like Snickers)

Homemade Snickers! (Shamelessly stolen from the geniuses at How Sweet It Is!)

Makes one 9×13 pan

Bottom Chocolate Layer

1 1/4 cups milk chocolate chips

1/4 cup peanut butter

Thoroughly grease you baking pan. Melt ingredients together in a saucepan or microwave, then pour into the baking dish and spread until even. Let cool and harden completely.

Nougat layer

1/4 cup unsalted butter

1 cup granulated sugar

1/4 cup evaporated milk

1 1/2 cups marshmallow fluff

1/4 cup peanut butter

1 1/2 cup salted peanuts chopped, roughly chopped

1 tsp vanilla extract

Melt butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Add in sugar and milk, stirring until dissolved and bring to a boil. Let cook for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add in fluff, peanut butter and vanilla, stirring until smooth. Turn off heat and fold in peanuts, then pour over bottom chocolate layer. Let cool completely.

Caramel layer

1 14-ounce bag of caramels

1/4 cup whipping cream

Combine ingredients in a saucepan over low heat. Let melt, stirring occasionally, until smooth – this took about 10 minutes for me. Pour over nougat layer and let cool completely.

Top chocolate layer

1 1/4 cups milk chocolate chips

1/4 cup peanut butter

Melt ingredients together in a saucepan then pour over caramel and spread until even. Let cool and harden completely.

Refrigerate for at least one hour before serving, then cut as desired.

Boiling down the sugar into delicious.

Mmmmm... ingredient of the gods--Marshmallow Fluff!

Can't make the caramel layer without a bowl of caramels.

Peaunts peanuts are so fun!

Two layers down--two to go.

Anything sandwiched between two layers of chocolate and peanut butter is okay in my book.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Birthday Boy!

Happy Fifth Birthday, Mr. Newman James Burget!

Happy 5th Birthday, Newman!

Newman is spending his special day at school and will be treated to a peanut butter Squirrel Dude treat this evening.

(Note: Yes, I know I talk about Newman way too much on this blog…but let’s face it, come June 30 (ish), his status as my #1 dude will evaporate fairly quickly, so, I shall indulge myself until that time.)